CPR with CPR

I thought CPR stood for cardiopulmonary resuscitation. The NYPD, however, has to co-opted this anacronym to mean: Courtesy, Professionalism and Respect.

When my massive intakes of caffeine, nicotine and stress catch up with my heart, please know that I need the former and not the latter. Unless they I can get a combo of CPR with CPR, in which case, kudos.